The Hottie and the Nottie by Kevin Guilfoile & John Warner

The Hottie and the Nottie by Kevin Guilfoile & John Warner

From the page: "Except I don't know anyone who sincerely believes that Paris Hilton is good-looking--anyone studying her with honest eyes would admit she has a face like a Horton and a body like a Who. "

This page is tearing me up...

This about Mit Romney:
"He was a flip-flopping plastic creep who once strapped his dog to the roof of his car..."

Awesome Stuff!
Consider:
Barack Obama's speech probably does not meet the definition of "plagiarism," but Hillary Clinton's speeches clearly meet the definition of "cockblocking."

Absolutely incredible.

Of McCain:
"John McCain is one of the worst public speakers I've ever seen, including George W. Bush and Flava Flav. I'm talking like early-round American Idol-contestant bad."

A good page for a good laugh.